Rhyme Of The Ancient Marrier
By Christabel Simpson
Like jackdaws they came
Chasing money and jewels,
The three victims of
His marriage murders.
He caught them, caged them
And then cast them out.
Best before end of
Your twenty-ninth year.
A danger to birds,
A serial sleaze,
About his old neck,
A sign should be hung...
THE KEYS YOU’RE GIVEN
TO THE TREASURE CHEST
WILL BE SNATCHED AWAY
WHEN HE’S ROBBED YOUR YOUTH!
A tale to be told
When it’s someone else,
But now his talons
Are reaching for me.
Lightning bolt question –
Have dinner with me?
Scour conversations –
Did one lead to here?
If he’d checked the waves
Before he plunged in,
He would have found out
I only like girls.
You’re wasting your time,
Ancient marrier,
Your wandering eye
Can’t mesmerise me,
So pinch yourself, please,
And not my backside.
You need to shake off
This mad, hopeless dream.